Feel like wasting some time?

Then why not hit up fmylife.com and proceed to waste said time. We've all heard it before and here is the besxcerpt from the site:

"Today, I went on a first date with an Egyptian/Cuban sorority girl. I asked her what language she was brought up speaking. She said that her mom spoke to her in Spanish, but that she only ever replied in English. I said, "Oh, kinda like Chewbacca and Han Solo?" FML".